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Superhero looking for Lois Lane
Age 48 From Syracuse, Utah - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A TS/TV/TG

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
Superhero looking for work. Here are some credentials:
* Wit and sarcasm faster then a speeding bullet.
* Able to leap tall turtles in a single bound
* More useless opinions then a peanut gallery
* Road warrior by day and legendary friend at night.
* Utility belt armed with duct tape, useless facts, and dancing shoes.

If you are still reading and find me amusing or want to throw a plushie at me, we will get along just fine.

I am looking for a lady who is passionate and compassionate. Motivated but understands balance and enjoys life. Sense of humor with an inquisitive mind and big heart. Priority in life is more about the people we spend our days with and how.

If you don't like humor, some sarcasm, and of course witty banter, then you won't like me. But then who doesn't unless you are Miss Scrooge.

If this is a kind of superhero you want in your life, you know what to do.
Sign  
Virgo

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Athletic
My Height Is  
5' 8 (1.73 m)
My Eyes Are  
Black
My Ethnicity Is  
Asian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Legs
Body Art  
Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Black
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Sales / Marketing
I Live  
With Roomate(s)
At Home  
There Is No Noise
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is  
Comedic, Flirtatious, Friendly, Observant
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Camping, Cars, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Computers, Cooking, Dancing, Internet, Gambling, Games, Movies, Playing Cards, Sports, Travel
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Hanging Out With Friends, Going To A Casino, Partying, Relaxing, The Movies, Trying New Things, Tv
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Skydiving and backpacking across Europe
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Cool, Goofy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Christian
My Political Views Are  
Libertarian
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Slapstick, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Movies, Sports, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Documentary, Animation, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Classical, Dance, Electronic, Jazz, Latin, Metal, Pop, Punk, Rap, Rock
When I Read, I Always Read  
Auto-biography, Business, History, Instructional
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Sports, almost anything even if Im bad at it. Soccer, beach volleyball, swimming, basketball, football, golf, etc. I like movies in the theater or on the couch. I also love to dance. Im not Justin Timberlake but I'm not doing the bad white boy dance either. I dance country and latin although I want to get better at both. Perhaps I can find a dance partner to help. :)

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Wit, Flirtatiousness, Sensitivity, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence
What Do You Look For?  
Someone who can keep up with my witty banter but at the same time carry a decent conversation. Able to do fun outdoor activities like beach volleyball, soccer, camping etc, but yet comfortable just chilling out somewhere.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed, Marriage
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