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sneakymayhem Profile Information

Its Time For Mayhem!
Age 56 From Excelsior Springs, Missouri - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A TS/TV/TG

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
I found this really cool watch today in the looney bin when i was shopping for crazy people so,i asked the doctor if it was his and this is what he said to me[ooh eeh ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang]
Sign  
Aries

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Average
My Height Is  
6' 4 (1.93 m)
My Eyes Are  
Blue
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian, Native American
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Other
My Hair Is  
Grey
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
High School Diploma
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Other
My Job Title Is  
stealling the souls of the many
I Make This Much In A Year  
$15,000USD To $29,999USD
I Live  
Alone, With Pet(s)
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Often
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Outcast
My Social Behavior Is  
Comedic, Flirtatious, Friendly, Observant, Reserved, Shy, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Cars, Computers, Cooking, Dining, Internet, Games, Movies, Music, Playing Cards
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Going To A Concert, Playing Video Games, Relaxing, Sleeping, Staying At Home, The Movies, Trying New Things
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Making you feel like your the only one around.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
snow boarding, dancing between the sheets with you!
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Perfect, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt, I Don't Have Any Friends

Views

My Religion Is  
Not Religious
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Anarchist
My Goal In Life Is  
to make you feel like your the only one left on the planet.I see alot of you want to skydive i would like to be the one to push you out of an airplane that would be cool!
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Sadistic, Slapstick, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Movies, I Wish I Had A Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Animation, Horror, Thriller, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Ambient, Blues, Classical, Dance, Electronic, Folk, Industrial, Metal, New age, Punk, Rock
When I Read, I Always Read  
I Don't Like Reading
My Idea Of Fun Is  
being with you and throwing you out of an airplane!

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Good Looks, Humor, Money
What Do You Look For?  
to be free and have the desire to take over the world with me.lol
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Date, Just Wanna Fuck
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